…just as Dylan whatever-his-name-is was being evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house, so too was my little house-mate being evicted from the Big Mother house.

(Hehe, sorry, couldn’t help it).

It’s so funny, cos I remember the moment I found out I was pregnant – hell, who doesn’t? – as being one of the worst moments of my entire life. That was certainly one of my life’s greatest surprise lessons – that what seemed like the worst thing ever turned out to be the best thing ever.

See?

Anyway, the point is: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLA!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Now excuse me…I have to go and attempt the girl’s birthday cake of choice this year: Noah’s Ark.

Heaven help me.