Be Nice To Your Mum, Motherf*ckers
A practical bed time story book for the ages
Available to order now!
Be Nice to Your Mum, MotherF*ckers is a book for all the exhausted mums out there, whose offspring may not be giving them the appreciation and kindness that they deserve.
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A Sneak Preview:
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​Be nice to your mum, motherf*ckers
Cos whether you know it or not
She’s there even when you’re a shit show
Even when you’re the world’s biggest snot.
Be nice to your mum, motherf*ckers
She’s done more for you than you can know
From the day you were cute 'til you turned to a brute
She stayed when she wanted to go.
Be nice to your mum, motherf*ckers
It’s really not asking that much
She showed up for you, sick, sad or stressed out
Even though you full ruined her crotch...
Utterly irreverent, brutally honest and laugh out loud hilarious, Be Nice to Your Mum, MotherF*ckers is comedian Jenny Wynter’s poetic ode to the unappreciated mama that will resonate with anybody whose little - and not-so-little - offspring who can feel less like angelic cherubs borne from the clouds of heaven and more like demonic gargoyles birthed from the loins of Mordor.
Just like its author, this book is real, raw and occasionally unsuitable for children.
But aren’t we all?
Be Nice to Your Mum, MotherF*ckers is available to order for just A$19.99 (including GST) with FREE SHIPPING in Australia.
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