Category: giveaway

So Jen, what’s the scariest part of adjusting to life with no functional feet? Is it giving up spontaneous dancing in the supermarket? Is it injecting your own squeamish self with blood thinners daily so that you don’t, you know, clot? Is it not being able to duck the toilet quickly without anyone noticing but instead, having an entourage heralding the breaking of the bladder with a trumpet call? Why no, my dear friends. All of this is grist for my memoirs… …the truly terrifying part is the realisation that you’re going to have next to no income for the…

AGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! As I type this, I have exactly 18 days til the cameras roll and we start shooting this television extravaganza! ROCK! Which means…yes. I have exactly 18 days to come up with $9000. Breathe. Just breathe. The good news is, I actually think it’s gonna happen. Am I stupid? Yes. Am I naively optimistic? Naturally. Am I right? HECK YES. We’re on track. I hope. This Friday I’m doing a pizza fundraiser at my son’s indoor soccer club. I’m also planning to do as many guest comedy spots as I can between now and the end of the month…

Darling darling people-who-read-this-blog, While I have no doubt that you are sitting there on the other end of cyberspace, biting your nails off in anticipation of my next utterance on this here website, let me placate you right now with thanks for your patience in my absence this week gone past. Oh dear Lord. It has just occurred to me that in writing this, I have in fact, turned into the bearer of one of those irritating “your call is important to us” messages, while putting you on hold for 17 hours. Forgive me. So….since my last post announcing this…

It’s a happening! I am out of Woodford and back to reality, reality in this case, meaning in the thick of logistical planning for what is to become two of the busiest damn months of my life. I am taking my beloved “An Unexpected Variety Show” on tour, you see (did I tell you that BOB and BLANCHE HAWKE came to see the show at Woodford by the way? I am so spun out by that, he was Prime Minister of Oz when I was but a tender blossom in grade 4 with aspirations to one day take over his…

The brilliant and talented (trying to think of ways to say that without sounding like a program at a school of excellence) folks over at BrisStyle are running a giveaway right now to win tix to my show this Friday! So if you wanna come along for freebles, or wanna win some to give to a loved one and/or scalp, here’s your chance, yo! (Breaking Bad reference intended. Kinda.) http://brisstyle.blogspot.com/2011/09/win-double-pass-to-unexpected-variety.html